The 6th GIF in your folder is who you drunk dial.
SHIT
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@3 months ago with 398 notes
i’ve got lexi
i’ve got robin’s weird shield-staff thing
and i’ve got a lifetime supply of toaster waffles
\m/
I’ve got Le Chase, hidden blade, and a lifetime supply of cinnamon toast crunch.
Motherfuckin’ win.
My mother, the friggin Master Sword, and a lifetime supply of apples.
My mother will probably die within the first day, but with the Master Sword and a crapton of apples I could probably last a little while.
Elizabeth, my silver sword with a bonus against undead from Skyrim, and yup, a lifetime supply of apples.
Sara, a…pop’n music controller?? and MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES
AWH HELL YEAH
Samara
A kick ass wing sword
and bacon
PERFECTEmma
Pokemon (???)
And cheese bread
Momrail WE GOT THIS
Just IM’d Adam
… Those weird things that come out of your back in The Darkness
Bacon and cheese hamburgers.
yaaaaayyy
(Source: victran)
Anonymous asked: do you have dA?
Yes I do, but I’m actually thinking of making a new account and starting over.
-3-
@3 months ago| ZombifiedStalker: | He wants Naomi |
| Winston balmaceda: | YES HE DOES |
| Winston balmaceda: | NO |
| ZombifiedStalker: | LOL |
| Winston balmaceda: | NAOMI IS A WHORE NAME |
| ZombifiedStalker: | WELL MALIK WANTS THE WHORE-NAMED GURL |
| Winston balmaceda: | GURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL PLEASEEEEEEEE |
| ZombifiedStalker: | WELL HE DOES LOL |
| Winston balmaceda: | THAT LITTLE BITCH MALIK WANTS A MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | NO, HE WANTS A FIIIINE WOMAN |
| Winston balmaceda: | HE WANTS A SEXY MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | HE WANTS A WOMAN |
| Winston balmaceda: | HE WANTS A MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | WOMAN |
| Winston balmaceda: | MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | WOMAN |
| Winston balmaceda: | MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | WOMAN |
| Winston balmaceda: | MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | WAIT I CAN SOLVE THIS |
| Winston balmaceda: | HOW |
| ZombifiedStalker: | MALIK CAN HAVEA A WOMAN AND A MAN |
| ZombifiedStalker: | HE CAN BE THE PIMP |
| Winston balmaceda: | YES |
| Winston balmaceda: | PERFECT |
| ZombifiedStalker: | AWESOME |
| ZombifiedStalker: | YES |
| ZombifiedStalker: | //brofist |
| Winston balmaceda: | //Brofist |
#ooc never deleting this LOL
A painful lesson, my children, a painful one indeed
| ZS: | yes it can hurt to try . . . |
| ZS: | when u try to fly |
| ZS: | off the roof |
| ZS: | because they took the latter |
| ZS: | and now ur stuck |
| ZS: | stuck like a bug on a car's windsheild |
| ZS: | so u gotta jump |
| ZS: | but u see |
| ZS: | there is the cold hard ground |
| ZS: | there's no hope of landing with getting hurt |
| ZS: | so u jump |
| ZS: | and hope to god u dont hit that rose bush |
| ZS: | but u know what? |
| ZS: | u did anyway |
| ZS: | so now u got thorns in yo skin |
| ZS: | and it hurts like a bitch |
| ZS: | and now ur like |
| ZS: | "Why the hell didn't I climb down the side?" |
| ZS: | see |
| ZS: | u learned something that day |
#ooc post omg what am I doing anymore
